Plant a tract
Pick a forest parcel and start the wrong kind of agricultural experiment.
illegal forestry / long consequences
PinesEnlargement.com
A joke idle game about suspicious pine trees that turns into a sell-or-hold pressure cooker.
Plant
Boost
Hold
Sell
Survive
the premise
Real estate timing, but the asset is illegal pine mass.
The bigger the trees get, the better the payday. The longer they sit, the more the county notices. Nature pushes back. Agencies ask questions. Gangs want a route. Scientists want their stolen growth tech returned.
the loop
One map, one greedy decision.
Grow the value
Boost trees, hide evidence, and watch the cash number become tempting.
Sell or wait
Cash out now, or hold for a bigger payout with sharper consequences.
Answer events
Inspectors, weird labs, weather, family obligations, and bad road people arrive.
tone art
The website gets to lie a little prettier than the alpha.
The game is in active development, so most of this page uses generated key art and campaign texture. The screenshots below are honest current alpha captures.
current alpha
A few real screens, included responsibly.
development alpha
Not released, not normal, absolutely the bit.
PinesEnlargement.com is being shaped into an idle strategy game with readable choices, escalating nonsense, and a surprisingly serious economy curve.
Ask about the alpha